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	(Thunder crashes. All Scream- oh! Thunder crashes again)
Launchpad	Aw, come on, a little lightning never killed anyone.
Huey	Statistically speaking-
	(All Gasp. More lightning and thunder )
Launchpad	See? Nothin' to worry about!
	(Dewey clicks some buttons and turns a dial)
Webby	What about that flashing red light?
Launchpad	Huh? That's just probably the "everything is fine" light.
Dewey	Okay, but hypothetically, what if it's not the "everything is not fine" light?
Launchpad	(Gasps) Oh, no!
	(Screaming as the Sunchaser falls through the sky before crashing, The storm clears and a Lion/ scorpion creature roars)
Louie	Where are we?
Huey	According to the JWG, we're off the tip of Greece, and-wait. This can't be right. I thought it was a myth.
-	What? What is this place?
Scrooge	Ithaquack.
Donald	What?!
All	It's gorgeous!, Gasping, Look at that! No.
Donald	No, no, no, no. We gotta go now!
Scrooge	Get this plane in the air!
Launchpad	Sorry, Mr. McDee, gotta figure out what this flashing light means. I always say, better safe than whatever the opposite of safe is. Yeah. I do say that.
Scrooge	When have you ever said that?!
Webby	Hmm. Might as well take a look around.
	(Cheering)
Donald	No, get back here!
Scrooge	Everyone stay on the plane!
-	See ya!
-	Bye-Bye
Webby	We're here! We did it!
Dewey	Yeah! Wait, why did we do that?
Webby	Dewey, this is Ithaquack.
Dewey	I'm sorry?
Webby	Home of legendary Greek artifacts?
Dewey	Oh, Greek What, what, what?
Webby	Like the Spear of Selene!
Dewey	Selene! I knew it! My mom's note to Scrooge said she took the Spear of Selene. If we can find the spear,...
Webby	Maybe we'll find out what happened to her and uncover Scrooge's greatest mystery! To the naos! That's Greek for temple.
Dewey	Okay, stop assuming I know things. Like, baseline, assume I know nothing.
	(Theme Song Plays)
Louie	(Tropical Music playing) You're in my light!
Donald	No, we have to get back to the plane. You don't know what's out there.
Loie	What could be dangerous about a beautiful Grecian vacation island?
Storkules	Hmm! Ha-ha! Hyah! Ha-ha! Huzzah! Kyah! (Laughs) Oh, glorious day! May the fates sing of your return, friend Donald, sailor of the seven seas!
Donald	Hiya, buddy.
Storkules	(Gasps) Be these colorful creatures your kin? By Hephaestus's Hammer, half-grown heroes in the making!
Louie	Um, who are you?
Storkules	Your uncle must've told tales of Storkules! Colossus of Corinth, hero of Heliopolis, and, my proudest accomplishment, best friend to Donald Duck! (Immitats Explosion)
Huey	The Storkules, a Greek legend, is your best friend?!
Donald	Uh, more like an acquaintance.
Storkules	Ha-ha! Thine tongue be as quick and mighty as, well, me.
Scrooge	Donald! Get the boys on board! We can't let him know we're here.
Louie	Can't let who know we're here?
Zeus	(Thunder clashes) Scrooge McDuck! You dare defy the will of Zeus?
Huey	The king of the gods?! Get out! So many questions. Do you control all storms, or just lightning? Does being immortal also make you impervious to pain? Do you cry? (Gasps)
Louie	You know where I can find a good gyro? (whispers to Huey) Always ask the locals.
Huey	The myths are real! This place is amazing!
Zeus	It used to be amazing, until Scrooge and his mortal riff-raff showed up and ruined it.
Huey & Louie	What?! What?!
Webby	"Dear Scrooge, I've taken the Spear of Selene. I'm sorry. Della. " We're close to the truth. I can feel it.
Dewey	What if my mom explored this very path? What if I'm literally walking in her footsteps right now? (Inhales deeply) I can still smell her feet.
Webby	So we know Della took the Spear of Selene and betrayed Mr. McDuck and Donald.
Dewey	Whoa, whoa, whoa. We don't know she did something bad. That note can mean lots of things. "I've taken the Spear of Selene to get cleaned. I'm sorry I spilled soup on it. " "I've taken the Spear of Selene back to the store. I'm sorry you already had one. "Happy Birthday!"
Webby	Oh! Or "I've taken the Spear of Selene from your money bin", I'm sorry I betrayed your trust. " (Dewey narrows his eyes) Or or probably one of your things. Heh. The only way to know for sure is in the Temple of Heroes!
Dewey	"Of Heroes"? Aha! Pretty good sign my mom wasn't a traitor.
Zeus	Ithaquack was the secret vacation spot for gods and heroes. And I was the god of hospitality. The King of the Beach! Everyone loved me. Then, Scrooge showed up, defeated the unkillable Gorgon, found the lost treasure of Troy, was really good at building sand castles. Bah!
Louie	Seems pretty fun.
Storkules	T'was.
Zeus	No, it t'wasn't! Scrooge showed up like he was so cool and ruined it!
Scrooge	Och, Jings. Leave it to an immortal to whine about the good old days. So, where is everyone?
Zeus	They all left when you did. Said they didn't want to party with a "lame god" who couldn't even best a lowly mortal.
	(Scrooge holds up a pot with a picture of Zeus striking ducks with lightning)
Zeus	There may have also been a year-long lightning storm.
Storkules	But now that you have returned, Storkules, noble Donald, and his fiery sister... What?! Where is Della? (Donald looks at his nephews then down with a sad look) I see. Then we shall embark upon a rousing adventure to honor our fallen compatriot!
Donald	I don't adventure anymore.
Storkules	What?! But adventure is the very blood in your veins! Well, we must at least hold a feast to celebrate your return!
	(Louie and Huey cheer)
Zeus & Scrooge	What?!
Storkules	Father, surely the god of hospitality would not cast out a crew of weary travelers.
Zeus	Well, no, I guess not.
Storkules	Ha-ha! It shall be a bacchanal for the ages! Beach party!
	(Soft harp music is played, Storkules blows a noismaker.)
Louie	Mmm! These are the best grapes ever!
Scrooge	A little salty.
Zeus	Dip not good enough for you, mortal?! You offend Olympus!
Scrooge	Maybe people didn't leave because they liked me, but because they didn't like you.
Storkules	Ha-ha! Perhaps some festive beach games will lighten the mood.
Zeus	Yes! A contest! Your family versus mine in a series of heroic trials. Yea, all will know that we are the superior party hounds and return to the island!
Scrooge	This is exactly why we stopped vacationing here.
Huey	But guys, epic trials! Zeus!
Louie	Delicious grapes!
Zeus	You're not going anywhere.
Huey & Louie	Whoo! Whoo!
Scrooge & Donald	Aw, phooey. Aw, phooey.
Webby	Careful! According to legend, the artifact in this chamber holds a terrible curse when removed from its pedestal.
Dewey	Of course! Scrooge must have been cursed by the Spear! "I'm taking the Spear of Selene to de-cursify you. I'm sorry I probably won't survive. " She was a hero-whoa!
Webby	This place is filled with booby traps. We have to be careful.
Dewey	If my mom can make it across, so can I!
Webby	It's okay. (Webby huggs and comforts Dewey) Shh. It's okay. We only have to do that one more time to get out.
Dewey	It was all worth it to find the Sword of Selene! Wait, what? This isn't what we're looking for. Where's the Spear?
Webby	It's a big temple. We must have the wrong antechamber.
Dewey	Then, we'll just have to find the right one.(Dewey pulls a Sword from a rock) Nothing will stand in our way!
Webby	(The sword glows and vibrates) The curse! Put it back! Put it back!
Louie	I love these tunics. So breezy, so comfortable.
Huey	And surprisingly slimming.
Scrooge	Storkules may have brute strength, but he's also an idiot. You lads can use that to your advantage. I believe in you all!
Zeus	Okay, son. If you beat Scrooge's family, I'll be back on top. Admired, respected, blindly obeyed!
Storkules	And why do you not compete directly against Scrooge?
Zeus	Well, obviously, people would lose respect for me if I were to lower myself to his level. Never mind that. To your positions! Whoever claims Aeolus's Bag of Winds first, wins. Understood?
Huey	Five or six questions.
Zeus	On your mark, get set. (Thunder crashes)
Donald	(cries out)
Louie	We're never gonna beat him like this! Ah! Too breezy! Too breezy!
Huey	Idea!
Storkules	Ha-ha-ha! Well done, nephews of Donald! What ingenuity! From henceforth, you shall be known as Hubert, Tamer of Winds, and Llewelyn, Fighter of Storms!
Huey	Awesome!
Louie	Please do not say my real name out loud.
Scrooge	Heh, heh. Satisfied?
Zeus	Doesn't count! They cheated! Best two out of three!
Dewey	Ha-ha! "Scrooge, I'm taking the Spear of Selene to challenge the gods of Olympus, but will probably be eaten by a sea monster. I'm sorry, Della.
Webby	That's a possibility.
Dewey	You hideous monster! I will avenge my mother by killing you with the very spear you're sworn to protect!
Monster	You shall never have the Spear of Poseidon!
Dewey	I'm sorry. The Spear of who, now?
Monster	The Spear of Poseidon!
Dewey	Man! We got the wrong chamber again!
Webby	We're looking for the Spear of Selene.
Monster	Oh! Huh. You're gonna want to go back down the hall, past the Harpy Aviary, third door on your left. Garden of Selene! Can't miss it.
Webby	Oh, hey, thanks.
Dewey	Sorry about calling you a hideous monster before. I'm sure you're very attractive by sea monster standards.
Monster	Not really. Thanks, though.
	(Switches to Donald, Louie, and Huey about to throw discs)
Huey & Louie	Grunt Grunt
Storkules	Yahh! Ha-ha! Huzzah!
Zeus	Grrrrrrrr!
Horses	Whine
Donald	Ahhhhhhh!
Storkules Huey Louie	Ha-ha! Whoo! Whoo!
Zeus	Groans. Hmmmm. Hmmm? Enough! Now comes the ultimate challenge. Steal the golden fleece from this small child.
Scrooge	This is your ultimate challenge?
Louie	There's no way we're gonna beat Storkules on this one.
Storkules	Steal? From a child? But if I were to do such a thing, could I ever truly be called a hero? Donald, I am in need of your wise counsel. Donald? Donald! Oh! Companion Donald, where are you going?
Donald	Ah, look. You're a nice guy, but...
Storkules	The most nice guy, for I am Storkules, pure of...
Donald	No, no, no! I'm through with adventure! Someone always gets hurt!
Storkules	But getting hurt is part of the adventure! What would fierce Della say if she could hear you now?
Donald	Well, she can't! Ahh. Someone always gets hurt.
Webby	(Gasps) A perfect 1:125th scale replica of Ithaquack. And look! There's a tiny chimera on the hillside! It's so adorable, I just want to slay it!
Dewey	Focus. We're so close to solving this. The truth about my mom.
Webby	And one of the greatest mysteries of Clan McDuck.
Dewey	So, do we look in the tiny houses, or...?
	(A Stone moves and an entrance to the Garden of Salene is revealed)
Dewey	The Garden of Selene! What's it say? That Della Duck was a hero who died nobly trying to protect her family?
Webby	"Whomsoever claims the prize inside shall find great riches, but incur the terrible wrath of the gods." (Gasps) It all checks out! Della stole the spear, angered the gods, and brought their wrath down upon her innocent family, which explains why Mr. McDuck and Donald didn't want to land here.
Dewey	Ha! That can't be true. My mom would never do that to her family.
Webby	I guess we'll find out for sure in the garden. Let's go!
Dewey	No.
Webby	What are you doing?! The door is closing!
Dewey	We're not going in.
Webby	But all the answers we've been searching for are in there!
Dewey	I don't care! My mom was a hero!
	(Dewey pushes Webby away, Webby flips landing at the bottom of the Itaquack replica.)
Storkules	If I do not steal the fleece, Father shall be incensed, but if I steal from a small, innocent child, how can I ever face myself again?
Zeus	Just grab it already!!!
Louie	I got it!
Huey	Louie!
Louie	What? I'm also a little kid. It's fine.
Siren Child	(Sings haunting melody)
Scrooge	Plug your ears! No good ever came from a creepy child singing!
Zeus	Oh! The child is actually a mind-controlling siren! Did I not mention that? Storkules, finish them!
Huey	Uh-oh!
Webby & Dewey	Ahh! Aah!
Weeby	Please! The answers are right through there! You can't stop me now!
Dewey	Don't have to. Just have to hold you off until the door closes!
Webby	You wouldn't! (Dewey holds the Chimera upside down) I'll save you, tiny chimera!
Storkules	No! My fists betray my heart! Fathe, stop this madness!
Zeus	Mm-hmm?
Scrooge	Zeus, lay off, man! It's not my fault I best you at pretty much everything I do!
Huey	Not helping!
Donald	Let me through, you no-good! Aaaah! Never aaah! Adventure ow! Again! Aaah!
Huey & Louie	Help! Help!
Donald	Boys?! (Stammering)
Storkules	I must apologize in advance for crushing your tiny bodies. I want you to know that as my best friend, Donald's family, I consider you my second-tier best friends. Farewell.
Donald	Hey, you big palooka! Nobody gets hurt today! (Grunts, Quacks) I'm gonna get my hands on you!
Webby	We're so close to the truth! Why won't you let us find it?!
Dewey	Because what if my mom was a bad person?
Webby	Okay.
Dewey	What?
Webby	This is one mystery we don't have to solve.
Dewey	Hmm. (Dewey pulls Webby through the entrance)I need to know the truth, whatever it is.
Dewey & Webby	Aaah! Aaah!
Selene	Ha! Gotcha! Heeeey, you're not Della.
Dewey	You know Della? Where is she? Please tell me she wasn't an evil family betrayer and spear stealer! Who are you, anyway?
Webby	Dewey, that's Selene, the goddess of the moon. Hi, I'm Webby.
Selene	I heard Scrooge and his family were on the island, so I wrote a super-spooky prophecy on the door to lure my friend, Della. It usually does the trick.
Dewey	So, where's the Spear of Selene, Selene?
Selene	What spear?
Dewey	The one Della took from your garden.
Selene	You mean the Sphere of Selene?
Dewey	Why does no one get what I'm saying?! The Spear of Selene!
Selene	I've never had a spear. Do you mean the Sword of Selene? That's down the hall.
Dewey	No! The Spear of Selene! The one my mom took! The one that's our only clue to finding her!
Selene	Oh, you're Della's kid! I should've realized. You're just like her. (Touches Dewey's face) I'm sorry. I haven't seen her in years, and I don't know what the Spear of Selene is.
Dewey	So, we're back to "she stole Scrooge's spear and betrayed the family" then. Great.
Selene	What? No way! She loved her family more than anything in the world. (Shows recorded images of Della, Scrooge, Donald, and the gods within the sphere) Della wasn't just a good person, she was the greatest. And she made everyone around her better.
Webby	Maybe the spear isn't an artifact. Maybe it's something else!
Selene	Your mom did love a good mystery. Here. It's not a spear, but it is a treasure even Della never found. Don't give up, young duck. Your mother never did.
	(Dewey puts down the sphere and hugs Selene, Webby stands there until Dewey pulls her into the hug as well.)
Dewey & Webby	Mmm. Mmm.
Donald	[QUACKING]
Storkules	Know that I regret this most bitterly.
Scrooge	Seems like old times, eh, lad?
Donald	Yeah!
Siren Child	(Singing)
Huey	We gotta stop the singing!
Louie	I'm on it.
Siren Child	(Sings in ancient langage)
Louie	What a magical voice! Do you have any idea how much money I could make on a voice like yours? Zeus just wants to use you. I want to use you to make us both rich. What do you say?
Siren Child	(Gruff voice)You've got a deal.
Louie	Great.
	(Scrooge and Donald grunting)
Storkules	Huh? Donald! You have saved me! Oh-ho-ho! Come here.
Zeus	Don't hug the enemy! What are you doing?!
Scrooge	They're best friends.
Donald	Acquaintances!
Scrooge	Perhaps we've been letting our pride get in the way for decades and it's our families who suffer. What do you say? Peace? (Zeus slaps Scrooge's hand away) Does beating me really mean that much to you?
Zeus	Yes, absolutely.
Scrooge	Oh, fine. One final challenge. Winner gets all the glory. (Scene cuts Scrooge and Zeus playing another game.) Oh, I oh, I cannot believe I choked on the last round.
Zeus	Yes! I win! In your face, McDuck! I win, say it out loud I win, you love it, yeah, go, I win! (Thunder crashes as the dome disappears)
Storkules	You may think you're done with adventure, but it will never be done with you. You're a hero, whether you want to be or not.
Donald	I do not. But thanks, friend Storkules. Storkules:
Storkules	He called me his friend! He said it back! Ha-ha! This is the most glorious day of my entire life!
Scrooge	There you two are. Quick, let's get back to the plane before he comes up with another cockamamie contest.
Dewey (To Webby)	Thanks for pushing me back there. I promise I'll never stop until we find the truth. With this sphere as my witness, I ohh no!
Zeus	No!!! (Thunder crashing)
Webby	The wrath of the gods.
Scrooge	We should go now.
Launchpad	Okay. I think I found the problem.